Friday, November 19, 2010


Some much needed motivational words from a surprisingly positive future-state inner-city youth. Having Will Smith as a father has a lot of perks, including the option to get cryogenically frozen for a few hundred years until people are mass-evacuated to the moon to live in gravity monitored space domes. Phew! I'm ever so glad, because talent like this only comes once every few centuries nowadays. And what does the year 4010 look like? Weaves are entirely make of factory-farmed standard poodle hair and manicures are circuit based, allowing for various home utilities to be incorporated into the wave of a glossy finger. And better yet, thanks to inflation balancing, they are still affordable enough even for the allowance of the spawn of a ten-year-old millionaire!


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